Uncomfortably Short Shorts

As an exercise in creativity, I’ve been forcing myself to come up with stories short enough to fit within Twitter’s 140 characters. I call them “Uncomfortably Short Shorts”. It’s not easy, but it is fun. I’ve decided to post them here as well, so let me know what you think.

Here’s the first one:

Short: Every evening, Harvey the bedbug emerges from his nook & bites Rutherford on his buttocks. This eve, however, he thinketh nachos. End